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Aug 29, 2014 / 91,147 notes

gastrictank:

bee dad

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Aug 29, 2014

Send me your friend with an iPhones number and I’ll prank text them for you

Aug 29, 2014 / 323,996 notes

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.

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the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy
Aug 29, 2014 / 235,739 notes

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

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thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
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Aug 29, 2014 / 78,123 notes
  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
Aug 29, 2014 / 24,920 notes

itscauseyoureafuckinelf:

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lemony-socks:

rabidchild:

ponywithafez:

This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

I cannot unsee this.

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”

ohmygod

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I was doodling a nice name template for my door when it got out of hand
Aug 27, 2014

I was doodling a nice name template for my door when it got out of hand

Aug 27, 2014 / 47,208 notes

katara:

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mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

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…what the fuck

BRUH

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toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience
Aug 27, 2014 / 31,623 notes

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

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yahooentertainment:

Andy makes for a great Joffrey

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Dancing Banana